Donopia

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

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ven0moth:

no iphone

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doyouevenheilrapunzel:

I’m not like other girls

Mostly because I’m a guy

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity

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People keep telling me that eventually, the “right person” will come along. I think my “right person” got hit by a bus or something.

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Anonymous asked: WOW, I just lost a bunch of weight using the OFFICIAL TUMBLR DIET!! Are u using it as well? Tumblr won't let me post links but check it out at TumblrHealthDiet[d0t]com

Well, do you know what?

I hate you, no, I despise you. I don’t often get anons and as I checked in I thought “Hoarry! Someone has spent the time to send a message to little old me” But no, it’s just some stupid scam, written by some dumb, probably an Indian (no offense to Indians, I’m a quarter one myself) who goes and works at the bloody telephone scam company and has no wife, no friends AND DOESN’T DESERVE MY BLOG AT ALL GET OFF GET OFF I HATE YOU ASDFGH